Another good version!


Here is the way I posted it a while back.......


Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; constant phone calls on her cell phone, phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. Further, my wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot more recently under the guise of “Bunco”, or a “Basket Party” or some other such nonsense that no one would really be involved with.

I tried to be at the front door when she comes home, but I usually miss her coming in, as I am upstairs watching a hunting show on my 100” HDTV projection system with 7.1 surround sound which makes it a tad loud to hear her when she drives up to the house. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her and there was not an outdoor show on.

So, around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my hunting gear so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, she scrunched her hair and straightened her skirt, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my compound bow, that I noticed that the cam system was a bit rusty and the bow string a bit frayed.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the bow shop where I bought it?

Signed,

Perplexed