Lay them on their back after you pick them up . Let them "age" at least overnight on their back , then breast them out removeing ALL fat from the meat . Soak untill ALL the blood is out of the meat . Cut into strips appox 1/4" thick and marinate in Itialian salade dressing . Flash fry in hot skillet with a little olive oil , onion powder , and garlic powder .
Serve to friends and tell them it's marinated round steak . They will never know otherwise unless you tell them .